May 2013
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BORDERLANDS 2 IS ON SALE
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
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[[MORE]]Sigh I feel so trapped here in Delaware
no longer free to express
no longer free to travel, to experience
separated from the one I love
bounded by family bonds
binded to do their bidding and work
no one to befriend
no one to connect to
I’m trapped in my loneliness and binds
This is why
Although it is beautiful
I can’t stay in Delaware or else I will be trapped here...
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OH FOUND THEM
HOW ARE THEY NOT ON GOOGLE MAPS
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Goddamn! There’s no billiard places in Delaware.
How does one even chill here
busty-karkat:
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
This guy is messaging me on facebook and his name is carlos and I can’t stop thinking about the magic school bus carlos who makes really bad puns and I’m pretty sure facebook carlos is trying to hit on me and I just can’t take him seriously lol magic school bus
hellolxsa:
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to...
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sob i’m so awkward
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
It is I, Nancy. I go on facebook to occasionally creep on people
and then people try to talk to me on facebook
seriously people
don’t you know
Nancy’s socially awkward and struggling
Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
boosprite:
OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY
so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)
AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???
and the guy just looked at...
doshmobile:
drawing on the wrong layer
RUNNING OUT OF REDOS WHEN YOU TRY TO FIX IT
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
mr-radical:
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
Why does no one in my house understand that if the...
dink-182:
sodamnrelatable:
That one “class clown” That really needs to just
Yahoo to hold Monday press event in New York as... →
CNBC declared that Yahoo will beckon the sounds of trumpets in a “product-related” news event this Monday in New York City. Hast Yahoo bought Tumblr? Yay or nay? Yahoo has gathered one billion dollars to espouse with Tumblr. If Yay, then what will the Yahoo overlords haveth in store for Tumblr?
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